WATCH LIVE: Trump rioters break through barrier and are attempting to break into the Capitol

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Wait, where is it 11 PM? Where is he tweeting from? Can he tell us what’s going to happen in the next 5 hours, east coast time?

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I think everyone is pretty clear on that point.

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I’m more concerned about the shocked ones here who wondered why so many asked them to stop wasting money on security theater and instead spend it on actual security.

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Oh I think I’ve got an idea…

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BBS pulls in tweet embeds with UTC timestamps for some reason.

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Scotland already? It’s 11:14 in Edinburgh

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https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1346937897060945920

:snowflake: :snowflake: :snowflake:

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The domestic terrorist who was shot invading the capitol building has died. No further information available yet.

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They tagged Trump’s tweet with:

This claim of election fraud is disputed, and this Tweet can’t be replied to, Retweeted, or liked due to a risk of violence.

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But it can still be quote-tweeted. Which doesn’t actually help.

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I would also audit every computer and device that was abandoned, because I can only believe that they will be full of malware phoning home to the chans and Q.

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Not listening, hate his voice. Automated transcript:

I know your pain I know you heard. We had election that was stolen from us it was a landslide election and everyone knows it especially the other side. But you have to go home now we have to have peace we have to have law and order we have to respect our great. People in law and order we don’t want anybody hurt it’s a very tough period of time there’s never been a time like this where. Such a thing happened where they could take it away from all of us from me from you from our country this was a fraudulent election but we can’t play into the hands of these people. We have to have peace so go home we love you you’re very special you’ve seen what happens you see the way others are treated that are so bad and so evil. I know how you feel. But go home and go home in peace.

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Well, DC was spared because of seriously bad weather

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Since that’s my time zone, I assumed that they always appeared with the user’s local time zone.

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Maybe the real fascists were the Nazis we met along the way?

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“We’re storming the Capitol, it’s a revolution”.

And is surprised that she was tear gassed. Only tear gassed.

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Among a lot of others.

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Apparently they’re out of the buildings, but still in large enough force to be a danger of reentering.

(CNN)The US Capitol is once again secured after supporters of President Donald Trump breached one of the most iconic American buildings, engulfing the nation’s capital in chaos after Trump urged his supporters to fight against the ceremonial counting of the electoral votes that will confirm President-elect Joe Biden’s win.

Sounds extremely tenuous, and also pitifully enforced.

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