I see what you did there…
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Fry: Ralph Kramden was just using space travel as a metaphor for domestic violence.
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One of these days, Elon, one of these days… Bang, zoom - straight to the Moon!
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But it’s so easy in the movies and Elon’s a super genius the likes of which we’ve never seen before. /s
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Elon wouldn’t have wanted to pay them anyway. 
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Yet another dysfunctional techie billionaire. Why are all the techie billionaires all so fucked up?
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Joining an HOA on another planet run by a megalomaniac billionaire without a free and ready supply of oxygen or water seems to be a low percentage choice for success.
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Isn’t that a Schwarzenegger movie?
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Ah. So that’s what EM did with his virtuous twin.
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It’s a hyper-techy thing, being cool because you have cool toys… except they absolutely positively must be much, much bigger than anyone else’s cool toys… and thereby even cooler. Gotta be a major asshole to get there.
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They can go on the Mars Ark Fleet Ship B to set things up for the rest of us. We’ll follow, unless we all die from a virus contracted from a dirty iPhone.
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Do I want to know why Mars makes teeth fall out?
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Am genuinely hoping it doesn’t faceplant in its third season like Westworld …
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it’s kindergarten cop, right?
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All his fanbois can sign up for the Death Korps of Mars/Musk.
If nothing else, their bodies can fertilize the crops.
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Well done 
Let’s send his ass to Pluto, planet or not.
[Met daniel ash at a club during the 80s. He was a major asshole to me, but friends and bandmates kindly defended my honor. I’ll gleefully PM the tale to any interested parties]
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Gah, all these nay-sayers saying “Nay!” My boi Elon isn’t going to Mars in a spaceship; he’s going there by Hyperloop! Just think how easy it will be to dig a tunnel through space and maintain a vacuum in it! #allaboardthepaedotrain
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