Originally published at: Watch President Biden wish Elon Musk "Lots of luck on his trip to the moon" | Boing Boing
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I personally would like to wish Elon lot’s of luck on a long walk off a short pier. Similarly, the sooner he arrives on Mars, the better. A vast arid, inhospitable and frigid wasteland is better than he deserves.
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Now watch as the Musk fanboys scream “he’s not going on the trip to the moon, he’s building a Mars colony!” as if that was a more sensible endeavor.
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… and don’t let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya!
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Oooh good reminder, For All Mankind Season 3 starts next Friday
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Channeling his early memories of watching The Honeymooners.
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Thanks 
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Fans wouldn’t mind being on the Mars trip… until their teeth start falling out and they fail to enter the spacecraft ‘safe room’ when there’s a solar flare.
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Forks/NewsExLax/AON will skew this as Biden being aged/confused, and not sarcastic.
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Maybe he can catch up with the car he launched!
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And if he doesn’t then we’re still rid of him. I like your plan!
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…and they get cancer halfway there from the radiation and their bones turns to dust from six months of zero G.
There are a dozen deal-breaking technological problems with going to Mars that we do not have solutions to. People (especially Muskbois) act like going to Mars is only a problem of money and political will because we spent a few days on the moon that one time. Going to Mars is a 1000x more difficult and we literally do not have the technology to do it right now without killing all the crew.
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Or if it just runs him over while on “autopilot”.
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He is going to waste 1 billion when he pulls out of the Twitter deal but of course he needs to fire 10,000 people.
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He already wasted $1B when he pulled out of the Twitter deal. Past tense. They dinged him on liquidated damages for breaking the sales agreement.
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Musk and his supporters did not get the remark.
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How hilarious would it be if Elon’s first mission to Mars ended abruptly because the spaceship was involved in a collision with a self-driving Tesla on the way there?
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