Watch: Rescuers paddle out to "body in the water" — turns out to be a man relaxing

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Watch: Rescuers paddle out to "body in the water" — turns out to be a man relaxing | Boing Boing

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[Papasan]

[Shuck]

Sure, who doesn’t decide to “relax” by laying down in a river, fully clothed. (I’m guessing some… substances were involved.)

[knoxblox]

@Shuck

fully clothed

Maybe it helps one from becoming Okie-Noodled.

[gracchus]

“We got a floater!” … “Annnd he’s loving it!”

[generic_name]

I wish I could hear the audio of that exchange.

“It was time for my bath, OK? Once a year, whether I need it or not!”

[FGD135]

[Chaz]

I’m fine. Sorry you had to break out the banana.

[jimp]

Needs to borrow Granny Weatherwax’s “I ain’t dead!” sign.

[RickMycroft]

It’s not real situation comedy unless he was wearing a suit.