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On the one hand, I can empathize with a lot of these since I have certainly committed a tongue-slip or two in my time.
On the other hand I’m pretty sure I’ve never told anyone to fuck a chicken in any context whatsoever.
That sounds like a lifetime of missed opportunities.
I get told to fuck a duck on a regular basis. Some people have weird ways of cursing.

Chicken fucker is good, and I love the guy having a meltdown out loud on his first day, but I think this one is currently my all time fave…
The Home Depot bomb scare. My hometown, folks. My hometown. 
I’m a sucker for these, LOL!
Part of me expected a woman of a certain age to saunter through the field…been watching too much sketch comedy lately. 
Well, I watched the whole compilation, and that was my favorite bit. I’d be hometown proud if I were you!
I like funny ways of announcing that I’m, um, off to do some business. Gotta remember that one! ![]()
Match Mardness!
But that was the best bit.
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