We always talk about how medicine is evidence-based, but the thing with pain is, there is no objective evidence of it.
So if I go to the doctor and say “I have been having very bad tummy aches and I am fairly certain it is gallstones”, based on the evidence available to him, I’m no different to a dozen patients that week saying the same thing (and being more dramatic about it) due to mild indigestion. It makes perfect sense for him to dismiss them and me equally, because the alternative would be a ton of wasted resources, unethically excessive medical intervention, and overprescription of painkillers.
But if I eventually show up at the ER for the exact same complaint, and happen to have jaundice which I hadn’t even noticed, then it’s all systems go, because that’s an objective sign. I’m pumped full of lovely smack on the spot, I get ultrasound, MRI and endoscopic drain-cleaning within 24 hours, and my gravel-filled shithead of a gallbladder is burning in hell a few weeks later.
So in my case, I guess it all worked out. But it’s fucked up that for a few years, I had to periodically wait out three to twelve hours of very nearly unendurable pain, when a dollar’s worth of morphine would have fixed it instantly, but it’s illegal for me to make that call, and it can only happen if someone else guesses that my subjective experience warrants it.
To my mind, the whole approach to pain (and other purely subjective conditions that can be treated with drugs, like anxiety) is backwards, even from a purely medical standpoint. The expert in how much pain you’re in is you; so you alone should be responsible for the kind and amount of pain medication you need. The broken logic of the current approach invites this whole industry of people lying to each other, which leads to people arbitrarily getting both not enough and far too much pain medication.
It’s true that even if you could get opioids from vending machines, you’d still have manufacturers telling dangerous lies about their products. But at least, like with tobacco, you could trust the medical industry for advice, instead of having your doctor be the person used to launder the lies.