Originally published at: Watch this irritated octopus lash out at the dude who doesn't belong | Boing Boing
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Human: (Puts toe in water)
Octopus: NO! BAD HUMAN! OUT OUT OUT
Sting security, much better than Ring security.
“You come over here, I’m’a give you such a pinch!!”
So an octopus can sting you like a jellyfish can?
Maybe not “sting”, but a Blue-Ringed Octopus can kill you with its poisonous bite.
So my take away from the video is that a love struck/ sexually amorous female octopus is being frustrated from having a gang bang with the Beatles and Ringo likes hitting sea creatures like they are drums?!
Given that it’s an octopus; shouldn’t it be “I’m gonna Sucka You; Git”?
*photoshop skills lacking
Geologists are Earth/Academic creatures; attacks by Water/Eldrich creatures are Super Effective.
A Hydrologist( Water/Academic) would have only taken normal damage; and a Dowser (Water/Woo) would have been virtually unscathed.
I’d pay good money for that.
Yeah…
Was it trying to sleep?
Such a weird and wonderful creature. No wonder ancient Mediterranean cultures were obsessed with it.
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