Watch: Toddler busy at work as he litters entire kitchen floor with spoons

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“Team toddler” on this one.

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The soup and cereal consumption in this household must be hella high.

Hungry Lucky Charms GIF by Dark Igloo

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The spoon is strong in this one.

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the matrix there is no spoon GIF

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“Why are you doing that?”

  • “needa fork.”
  • “taffy told me to.” (taffy is the dog)
  • “want more cheerios.”
  • “do’n what?”
  • "pazuzu*
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Good lord, do they live in a freaking spoon store!?! Who has that many spoons?

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Fondest memories of my Son doing this with all the tuber ware, everyday when he was a toddler.

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That looks like the drawer where Alanis Morissette was trying to find a knife.

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♪♫ It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife ♫♪

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I see a fork in the mess and maybe a paring knife. Does someone in the family steal a spoon from every restaurant they eat in?

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I imagine the entire time he’s muttering “Where’s my 10mm wrench!?!”

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Heh heh. Or his brix refractometer. Or the keys to his F350.

I have a feeling that is his special drawer.

ETA, Maybe not as…

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I had a cat who would systematically knock items off my dresser to wake me up. He’d knock it off, then look at me to see if I was moving, then knock something else off if I wasn’t getting up. I miss protection racket cat.

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I am sure Private Eye will be on the line asking him to do the next edition’s “Me and my spoons” column.

(A live performance of one example of this weekly celebrity interview column is badly recorded below.)

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That whole album is fantastic. Esp Cowgirl. Rez, and Dirty Epic.

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I once received two dozen teaspoons as a joke (but much appreciated) Christmas present because it seemed apparent my daughter ate them or something. They were all gone in six months. What the fuck kids to with all the damn spoons is an enduring mystery. Even when we moved house, and stripped her bedroom, they never turned up.

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Did you have a back garden? Did you check it for Barbie funerals?

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