Watch: Tourist in Australia picks up a "pretty octopus," not realizing he could die in minutes if stung

google image search comes back with “Asian soups?”

2 Likes

Oh, I’m pretty sure there’s horrible agony. All JonS pointed out was that all your muscles will be locked down too hard from the paralysis to writhe :wink:

4 Likes

In Yellowstone I watched a tourist literally corner a massive bison to get a closeup picture. Nutso.

1 Like

I had a similar experience with one key variation.

Ooh, tendrils. I better look around to see where the jellyfish is.
Agh, it’s right in front of my face and the tendrils have stung my cheeks.
Ok, I’m clear, I will continue the dive.
Nope, I’m in agony and this dive is over.

4 Likes

2 Likes

You are talking about Australian people, not jellyfish, right?

3 Likes

I will forever remember a story I read from Australia about a guy who, on a bet, ate a slug and died. It wasn’t even because it was one of the many, many organisms there which are venomous or even poisonous. It just happened to carry a bacteria that gave him a fatal infection.

4 Likes

Yikes! That’s is not good. I’m really glad luck was on my side. Do the stings hurt for a short time or is it something that lasts for days?

2 Likes

Loud, check, Obnoxious, check. Can’t hold their licker? Are you sure they weren’t kiwis?

4 Likes

New gag gift for friends with sleep apnea. Actually only one friend with the condition. And yes is imaginary…
rabbit

3 Likes

3 Likes

What a pretty octopus

Yup. As a newby at open water swimming, I discovered quite rashly that it’s not a good idea to swim in murkey water. Those stripey dots lasted ‘till I found some ‘windex with amonia D’ in the rental. Seemed to do the trick.

3 Likes

Impressive, AI.

I believe it is a cyano bacteria - AKA Blue Green Algae.

Someone told me it might be a Nostoc, AKA Troll’s Butter, AKA Star Jelly.

There is a type found in China that is eaten called Fat Choy.

1 Like

The stings of that particular jelly (The ‘Sea Blubber’) hurt like hell for about 2 hours, then didn’t hurt at all, though it took a week or so for the marks across my cheeks to go away.

It made for a conversation topic in my job interview a few days later. I got the job as well, so maybe I stood out as ‘the guy with jellyfish stings on his face’.

3 Likes

Hahaha add that to the job hunting tips.

Reminds me of the Star Trek Salt Vampire victims from the episode The Man Trap.

SaltVampire

3 Likes

Are you referring to Thylarctos plummetus?

5 Likes

Days - based on a not so similar experience in Bali, where I never saw what got me. But the pain lasted about a day & the marks a couple of weeks.

Something I wish I’d known - in north Bali at least the invisible jellies like to come out at dusk.

1 Like

… I bite

5 Likes

Unless, like my brother, you’re allergic to them.

1 Like