We are legion and we will not stop

It’s a small, off duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

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Not that there is a correct way, but there are definite advantages to eating a banana from the stalk side and not having to deal with the fibrous bit at the other end.

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The International Society for Promotion of Sideways Banana Eating begs to differ. For health reasons alone, sideways style beats either end.

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One of my daughters has taken to pulling down one side of the peel and then eating the banana inside its self-contained “bowl” with a salad fork. I have no idea where that came from!

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Tell her some guy on the internet says she can pour chocolate sauce all over it that way and not make a mess.

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The only way I eat bananas is to use a pin to periodically pierce the skin, and wiggle it around so it cuts the 'nanner. Then I open it, all the pieces tumble to the dirty floor, and I go eat some pie instead.

Pie…

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Pffffff you so silly.

Pie…

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Not exactly a banana. But all you plants look the same anyway.

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Not a jpg or gif, just one of my favorite kids’ jokes:

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

:notes: Ba- na-na-naaaaaaa :notes:

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@slybevel, I anoint thee Sir Split Level.

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A female aardvark!

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Oh god, that weapon made me fear banananananas.

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So, uhhhh, where does a banana go for a vacation not around here?

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I really dig this

Reminds me of a taunt someone created for TF2:

But to keep my post on topic, this is now a thing that actually exists:

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