Weed wacker achieves level 99

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/21/weed-wacker-achieves-level-99.html

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“Yo, dog! We heard you like fast spinny things, so we put spinny things on your feet, so you can be spinning while you’re using your spinner!”

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Wasn’t this guy an unlockable character in “Twisted Metal 2”?

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this is a level of awesome i would like to achieve, at ANY task, just once in my life.

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Brother needs a theme song!

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This is perhaps the most efficient human I’ve ever seen!

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This is truly awesome - even though it is almost physically painful to watch a strimmer used with no guard. I doubt those shades are proper safety glasses, either.

His method is certainly an improvement on this, though. Him having a much more ‘extendable and flexible’ linkage between line and wheels makes a big difference where versatility is concerned…
drmower

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On a scale of 1 -10 I give him an 11.

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You could say this video is pretty wacky :sunglasses:

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No, I couldn’t. I have my pride.

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Work smarter, not harder.

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For me, smarter means not sending myself to the ER. But this guy seems to have cyborg mode mastered.

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I don’t. Clearly i’m off my wheels.

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I fully expect to start seeing landscape crews stocking their trailers with these things.

Mulch? Check
Mowers? Check
Weedwackers? Check
Segways? Check

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“Do you even weed wack?”

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Can we get some LED POV Spinners on that hover board?

Spinners

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You’re just weeding out the bad comments, aren’t you?

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I believe Bachman Turner Overdrive wrote a song about this.

You know which one. . .

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It’s kind of low tech in some ways, but this is the sort of thing I look at and think, “yeah, we are living in the future”. When I was a kid, thes were state of the art:
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And it’s unclear if he has ear protection or is listening to tunes, which also would have been a piece of science fiction back in the day.

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In a good Christian household those are refered to as a string-trimmers you digital Canaanite.

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