It’d be better without the “Bruh”.
If only I could afford one of these:
Next level, man, next level.
oh thanks, nightmares now. Especially the golf club sickle. Now, a scythe, that’s a different story; hypnotic, pendulous motion,ping ping ping of each stalk as they fall… almost as much fun as a crosscut saw
You wanna theme song - i’ll give you a theme song.
And this wack roller can play the part of Lawn Green.
If I’m thinking of the right one; that version was a bit darker and grittier.
Was thinking something more along these lines…
My dad used to say, “wheel it, don’t will it!” (Which in. Texan accent sounds almost confusing.)
He also said, “wheels trump muscles every time.”
Granted, he was usually talking about moving heavy loads… And his colloqialisms were basically rewordings of “work smarter, not harder.”
Did you say Trump muscles?
I did put those words together, but I did not anticipate the Internet winning image that it implied.
Rule 34 ftw
My EYES >.<’ !
I would be worried af about not making that turn by the edge of the road, right before the car buzzes past!
I kind of envision a “locomotive cow-catcher” situation, where we find out how extreme the speed tolerance of Segway wheels are.
Lawncare afficionadoes might appreciate this:
The movers’ mantra is: “let the dolly do the work”.
I taught my daughters: brains over brawn.
This could end very badly.
We call them whipper snippers.
His Segway needs a weed whacker attachment underneath, just in front of the wheels, so he only has to propel himself around.
“Look ma, no hands!”
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