when you say you, you don’t actually mean me, do you?
Made me think of Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of her own Chastity
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“Even a chastity belt will turn.” ~ Chuck Shakespeare
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Amateurs. If you’re not even going to rate its power output in units you can pad with lots of zeros, who’s going to pay attention?
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Excellent. I rate your post at 5,300 millisnarks.
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But how did the raptor butts get into space?
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Who and why (and how) are they invading???
Also, brilliant!!! 
Have you not seen the cover? The raptors have space suits, of course!
I am not sure you want the answer to your second question.
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Oh, I see, the raptor-butts are attached to raptors!
If they are space-raptors, then that title takes on a hole new meaning…
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My favorite new Chuck Tingle discovery is This American Butt Hosted by Ira Ass.
Ira Ass is a sentient gay stegosaurus, of course.
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Is there always a dinosaur?
No. Sometimes there are gay, living, sentient, billionaire jet planes.
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and vegetables…
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BTW, for anyone unaware of the background: the reason why the Sadly Rabids chose Tingle’s story in the first place is because of http://www.apex-magazine.com/if-you-were-a-dinosaur-my-love/
That’s a lovely little short-short story by Rachel Swirsky, which was nominated for (but didn’t win) a Hugo a few years back.
Apparently it is emblematic of everything that is wrong and corrupt about the Hugos, and somehow represents an attack on white heterosexual conservative men.
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Replace Zoe Quinn with Antia Sarkeesian and you got yourself the Biggest Prank against Neoreactionaries ever Conceived by Homo Sapiens.
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I get the feeling it’s a bit like …
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Psssh. Doesn’t everything?
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I’m kind of torn (delicate membranes and all). Tingle is sort of derivative of Game of Thrones, but might actually be better than Grr Martin. If you’re into that sort of thing, and nothing wrong with it if you are.
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I, personally, think that it’s great that Boing Boing is giving jobs to writers whose first language isn’t English, and understand very little about grammar and editing.
What the heck are you talking about.
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