There is No Doubt
(The next step is left as an exercise for the reader)
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Fantastic!
when you say you, you donât actually mean me, do you?
Made me think of Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of her own Chastity
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âEven a chastity belt will turn.â ~ Chuck Shakespeare
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Amateurs. If youâre not even going to rate its power output in units you can pad with lots of zeros, whoâs going to pay attention?
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Excellent. I rate your post at 5,300 millisnarks.
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But how did the raptor butts get into space?
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Who and why (and how) are they invading???
Also, brilliant!!! 
Have you not seen the cover? The raptors have space suits, of course!
I am not sure you want the answer to your second question.
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Oh, I see, the raptor-butts are attached to raptors!
If they are space-raptors, then that title takes on a hole new meaningâŚ
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My favorite new Chuck Tingle discovery is This American Butt Hosted by Ira Ass.
Ira Ass is a sentient gay stegosaurus, of course.
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Is there always a dinosaur?
No. Sometimes there are gay, living, sentient, billionaire jet planes.
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and vegetablesâŚ
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BTW, for anyone unaware of the background: the reason why the Sadly Rabids chose Tingleâs story in the first place is because of http://www.apex-magazine.com/if-you-were-a-dinosaur-my-love/
Thatâs a lovely little short-short story by Rachel Swirsky, which was nominated for (but didnât win) a Hugo a few years back.
Apparently it is emblematic of everything that is wrong and corrupt about the Hugos, and somehow represents an attack on white heterosexual conservative men.
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Replace Zoe Quinn with Antia Sarkeesian and you got yourself the Biggest Prank against Neoreactionaries ever Conceived by Homo Sapiens.
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I get the feeling itâs a bit like âŚ
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Psssh. Doesnât everything?
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