I’m impressed by how many people missed the satire in this (mostly in the twitter replies). We’ve all lost our minds.
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It’s not satire. People are actually refusing to wear masks.
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My Google-fu sucks on mobile, but wasn’t there a libertarian town once that had a massive food poisoning outbreak because they got rid of the health department for the sake of freedom?
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Yes they did.
They also had a slight outbreak of Bears.
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I dunno, all the kitchens I worked in were small enough that usually the wait staff were helping to dress the plates just before they left the the kitchen anyway. So yeah, I touched your food before I served it, you’re welcome.
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It’s so that the emergency services people don’t have to go looking for bodies in ditches and bushes. Also funeral homes save money on make-up not having to cover up gravel-rash on the dearly departed’s faces.
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan go into a bar. All three die from unregulated poison alcohol.
Best thing about this joke is kind of ruined now that Paul Ryan isn’t in government any more. There’s got to be a state where there’s a knucklehead named Paul in politics…
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As long as they don’t drink a dangerous mutagen that turns them into a conglomerate entity named Ayn Rand Paul Ryan I think I’m fine with it 
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Howdy, neighbor, I’m in the same county. Weird seeing the inside of my nearest hospital and the tent I got my most recent COVID test at on the national news last night!
Get your first jab yet? First appointment I could get last week was at Ford Field, but worth the drive. Even worth the exponentially worse drive back - srsly, people lose their blinkin’ minds in the afternoon commute.
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