I’m on a road trip, passing various “Welcome to XXX” road signs. I thought it would be fun to make up our own.
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Welcome to Illinois. We jail our corrupt governors!
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Welcome to Michigan. We blue up the red wave!
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Welcome to Florida! Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
(Apologies to @FloridaManJefe and all other FL boingers)
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My kid and her husband are on a road trip from Detroit to Florida.
They just crossed into Kentucky.
Welcome to Kentucky where we don’t care what the majority of voters want.
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Welcome to Alaska where we don’t believe in socialism but want our yearly government money check because we deserve it.
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Welcome to Pennsylvania. Stick to the edges and you’ll be fine.
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Welcome to Georgia. You’re always only 15 miles to the Love Shack.
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Welcome to California. We don’t have a lot of water and we lack affordable housing, so we hope you’ll enjoy your short visit.
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Welcome to Colorado. That’s not smog
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Pass the kutchie to the left hand side…
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I know it’s not the same, but this will be stuck in my head all day now…
Which reminds me…
Welcome to Catchy-song-landia. Miles of earworms for your visit!
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Also applies to Alabama
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I used to have a T-shirt that read:
“Visit Amersham, Much Nicer Than Chesham”.
Can’t find it on the webs now.
Caveat: I haved lived in both these adjoining towns, they’re equally nice!
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Welcome to Arkham. Come for the views, stay for the madness.
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ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!
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