What if chickens were as tall as buildings?

When I last went mackerel fishing in PEI, the captain offered to clean our catch as part of the cost. He did so at the back of the boat.

Two things I can say about PEI seagulls:

  1. They are huge compared to the inland seagulls in Ontario. Seemed like twice the size.

  2. They are aggressive AF, landing on the edge of his cutting board to swipe fish parts. Risking a slice or stab from the captain. Ontario gulls will pace and stare and squawk near chip trucks and such, but never get close enough to stab.

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Most of the worlds food crisis would be solved in one fowl swoop.

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I think the author is pulleting our leg.

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It is happening…

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