What if there was more than one song about giving actor Dave Coulier oral sex?

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Um, no. This topic sucks.

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Over It Ugh GIF

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GIF by Arturo Castro

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Maybe this was here on BB, but I came across this very nice comment from Dave Coulier on the whole thing fairly recently.

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Coulier and Morisette both come off as class acts in that interview. His description of hearing the song for the first time is also hilarious.

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You’d expect God to come off as a class act, but yeah, even Dave Coulier. Huh.

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Here is my Jagged Little Pill story. I posted this many years ago on the Facebooks:

For over two decades I thought Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know” said “The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.” I had pictured Alanis and Dave Coulier on a date at a carnival. He knocked down some milk bottles to win her a malformed bear. I thought it was wonderful symbolism. The bear was imperfect as was their relationship.

I literally just learned that she sings “The cross I bear that you gave to me” and my world is shattered. — feeling crestfallen.

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Wasn’t just the one song more than enough (and maybe too much)?

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There is this weird alternative universe out there – somewhere – where people are behave like adults. This is a small window into that, I think.

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Enormous, Mendacious, Disembodied Anus :notes:

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This is really , really an awkward topic and I don’t quite understand why we’re being mean to Dave Coulier and Alanis Morrisette.

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Am I the only one here that never really watched Full House and, instead, remembers Dave from Out of Control? (Which may or may not make things weirder, re: being the subject of that song)

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If you listen carefully enough, isn’t every song about oral sex with Dave Coulier?

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I think you are onto something:

“If it keep on rainin’, the levee gonna break
If it keep on rainin’, the levee gonna break
I tried to get you to love me, but I won’t repeat that mistake”

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