Take that fart and pitch shift* it into an extended version of sad trombone…
*I know very little about sound manipulation, could be way off
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He’d probably be drawn to a song title like “As the World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger” (by Sebadoh). Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a catchy hook for his supporters to misunderstand, but I’d love to see him walk on stage as the last 30 seconds of the song played. Not that he would like any of the other lyrics, but hey, that has never stopped politicians from embracing songs like “Born in the USA” and “Fortunate Son”.
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Works for me. Dutch Idol cover version for the campaign? 
Simply the best - Pop Idol losers torture football fans
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It should be something that is fun to hear repeatedly but that he would hate. It’s not perfect, but Mississippi John Hurt spelling chicken would work.
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Really, no Beck yet?
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I would have gone with “send lawyers guns and money”
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Better, call, call the law
When you gonna turn yourself in, yeah
You’re a politician
Don’t become one of Hitler’s children
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Oh, wow. That was special.
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That one wasn’t available to me, so here comes another one:
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I’m a Loser
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Oh boy . . . Shindig!. That’s a show that doesn’t get nearly enough credit for getting musicians in front of the public. The first appearance of The Mamas and The Papas singing “California Dreamin,” Little Eva doing “Loco Motion” (and the only remaining video of her doing it), The Who doing “Can’t Explain” and “My Generation” in 1966 (though recorded in 1965). Some great stuff on that show.
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Yakity Sax. Definitely Yakity Sax.
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Worked for Boris:
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“Meatball” Ron. . .
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Not this? HiFrederick’s “The Pudding Song.”
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Welcome to BoingBoing Mark_Green
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4 Non Blondes? What’s going on, right? 
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