Band Name: Mrs. Mudge & The Orphans
Album Title: “Shut Up and Eat Your Gruel”
Album Song: “I Said, Shut Up!!”
I keep a document on my phone just to jot down band and albums names. I’ve at the point where I now have to decide which band would have which album.
Band: Functional Dyspepsia
Albums: Gastric Emptying Delay, The Water Company is Using Magic Sticks
Band Altzheimer’s Rat
Albums: You Fuckers Are An Orchard Now, Cutting Edge Diversity Science, Knives Back from Canada
Band: Confidence Band
Albums: Transcendentally Useless, Please Respond With Regrets Only, Trivial Solutions
Pub: The Blinded Neurologist
Not sure what kind of music Functional Dyspepsia plays, but Altzheimer’s Rat is definitely a punk band, and Confidence Band is an ironically named indy band.
You Fuckers Are an Orchard Now is definitely the title of a debut album. Love that you intuited that.
And goddamn, now I really want to hear it.
Not the BFG I was looking for.
Pillaging Warband of Banjos
With help from @euansmith
Electronic Fly Trap
Fish is the best
Cuyahoga River Fire
Band: Team No Fucks Given
Album: The League of Online Indifference
Minimum Viable Howl.
(Hat tip to @beschizza )
I love George, bless him.
George RR Martin, author of A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones). He has a habit of regularly killing off main characters in those books… And the ones that do come back often aren’t quite the same.
Also, Lady Stone Heart would be an awesome rap/dj name!
Oh, right! Thought that was someone from “Deadly Crabs”, or whatever that reality fishing show is.
I could see that! The beard probably throws people off! Although most of the people who work on fishing boats are probably much younger than GRRM, considering his age.
One Small, Completely Reasonable Request
Twee Britpop band where everyone dresses like Weird Al Yankovic instead of Buddy Holly.
Debut album: Please, Please Don’t Pickaxe My Star
Their first album, of course, is called “Peer Review”.
Songs include “Life not a Lifestyle”, “Peeing where I feel safe” and “Tuck it.”