What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name


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Top of my band name list at the moment:

The opening band, who tours with them always like the Washington Generals, has no name- They’re just “Not Bad”.

Howling Midget Rhino

Hell Toupee

Gosh Durnett and the Fiddlesticks
First album: Motherfucking Shitcunts


Mi nueva banda mariachi:

Mexican Fish Orgy


Album name: Briefcase Full Of Launch Codes


Ornella Muti and her Crotch Daggers


And back to the death metal theme: Killmonger


My new K-Pop band: Flaming Chicken Tits


Just look at it: a psychedelic post-apocalyptic punk band: Electrical Banana.


Quite Right, Gents

Band name Description/Genre
Klystron Tubes Twee indie pop
Molding Patterns Political hip-hop
Physical Vapor Deposition Apparatus Postmodern techno
Somatotropin Progressive euro trance
Mechanical Seals Country
Torque Converters Psychedelic post-country
Chain Sprockets and Parts Thereof A cappella renditions of Kraftwerk songs
Torpedo Tubes Apocalyptic surf rock
Blood Fractions Mathcore, obviously
Salts of Triethanolamine Black metal, obviously
Parts of Flange Prog rock “collective” specializing in 30-minute “jams”
(The) Automatic Thermostats Gimmicky power-pop band where all five members play keyboard
Milking Machines 90s grunge
Dairy machinery other than milking machines Failed solo project by the rhythm guitarist from the above 90s grunge band
Teleferics Electro-pop MacBook trio
Droperidol Underground trap
Angledozer Blades Hardcore
Parts of Chain Saws Melodic hardcore
Parts of Fire Extinguishers Post-hardcore
Parts of Molten-Salt-Cooled Acrylic Acid Reactors Post-post hardcore
Parts of Machines for Packing Tobacco, Wrapping Candy, Cigarette Packages and of Combination Candy Cutting and Wrapping Machines Christian hardcore
Snowplows and Snowblowers The greater Milwaukee area’s premier Snow Patrol cover band
(The) Transceivers Ska punk revival
Ceramic Dielectric Fixed Capacitors Rap group known for its high number of rhymes-per-minute
Prisms, mounted Self-serious indie rock
Unrecorded Magnetic Media New wave—think Talking Heads but more acoustic
Dobbies and Jacquards Neo-honky tonk
Artificial Parts of the Body Minimal classical with an emphasis on repetition
Super-heated Water Boilers One-hit wonder famous for glam-rock anthem “Hott Watter”
Profile Projectors Instagrammable EDM


Song name: Carpooling Mom

Think “Ballad of Lucy Jordan” in the age of Trump.


Band: Psychic Salad
Album: Playing With My Mind


My new thrash metal band: Sadomasochistic Diners
First album: Rack of Lamb


I’ve got this.

The Martian Metal band Hunger Sauce with the album Sardonic Mugger.




I think I can provide the cover art.


Neighborhood Dilemna.


Trauma Trigger


Disrespectful Livestock


2 more:
Shady Vegan
Candy Butcher


Band Name: Mrs. Mudge & The Orphans
Album Title: “Shut Up and Eat Your Gruel”
Album Song: “I Said, Shut Up!!”