And, continuing the metal theme: Slaughterbot
First album: Autonomous Weapon
First Band: Sons in War
Solo Album post breakup: Decoyed into the Army
Reunion Tour: Death of Sons in War
The live album will of course be Cunnilingus Elf in Britain.
Seriously, it sounds less ridiculous than some actual Metal band names I’m aware of.
My favorite so far being, “Infant Annihilator”
Genre? Black metal?
"…performing their latest single:
Top of my band name list at the moment:
The opening band, who tours with them always like the Washington Generals, has no name- They’re just “Not Bad”.
Howling Midget Rhino
Gosh Durnett and the Fiddlesticks
First album: Motherfucking Shitcunts
Album name: Briefcase Full Of Launch Codes
Ornella Muti and her Crotch Daggers
Quite Right, Gents
|Klystron Tubes||Twee indie pop|
|Molding Patterns||Political hip-hop|
|Physical Vapor Deposition Apparatus||Postmodern techno|
|Somatotropin||Progressive euro trance|
|Torque Converters||Psychedelic post-country|
|Chain Sprockets and Parts Thereof||A cappella renditions of Kraftwerk songs|
|Torpedo Tubes||Apocalyptic surf rock|
|Blood Fractions||Mathcore, obviously|
|Salts of Triethanolamine||Black metal, obviously|
|Parts of Flange||Prog rock “collective” specializing in 30-minute “jams”|
|(The) Automatic Thermostats||Gimmicky power-pop band where all five members play keyboard|
|Milking Machines||90s grunge|
|Dairy machinery other than milking machines||Failed solo project by the rhythm guitarist from the above 90s grunge band|
|Teleferics||Electro-pop MacBook trio|
|Parts of Chain Saws||Melodic hardcore|
|Parts of Fire Extinguishers||Post-hardcore|
|Parts of Molten-Salt-Cooled Acrylic Acid Reactors||Post-post hardcore|
|Parts of Machines for Packing Tobacco, Wrapping Candy, Cigarette Packages and of Combination Candy Cutting and Wrapping Machines||Christian hardcore|
|Snowplows and Snowblowers||The greater Milwaukee area’s premier Snow Patrol cover band|
|(The) Transceivers||Ska punk revival|
|Ceramic Dielectric Fixed Capacitors||Rap group known for its high number of rhymes-per-minute|
|Prisms, mounted||Self-serious indie rock|
|Unrecorded Magnetic Media||New wave—think Talking Heads but more acoustic|
|Dobbies and Jacquards||Neo-honky tonk|
|Artificial Parts of the Body||Minimal classical with an emphasis on repetition|
|Super-heated Water Boilers||One-hit wonder famous for glam-rock anthem “Hott Watter”|
|Profile Projectors||Instagrammable EDM|
Song name: Carpooling Mom
Think “Ballad of Lucy Jordan” in the age of Trump.
I’ve got this.
The Martian Metal band Hunger Sauce with the album Sardonic Mugger.