Ornella Muti and her Crotch Daggers
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And back to the death metal theme: Killmonger
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My new K-Pop band: Flaming Chicken Tits
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Just look at it: a psychedelic post-apocalyptic punk band: Electrical Banana.
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Quite Right, Gents
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| Band name | Description/Genre |
|---|---|
| Klystron Tubes | Twee indie pop |
| Molding Patterns | Political hip-hop |
| Physical Vapor Deposition Apparatus | Postmodern techno |
| Somatotropin | Progressive euro trance |
| Mechanical Seals | Country |
| Torque Converters | Psychedelic post-country |
| Chain Sprockets and Parts Thereof | A cappella renditions of Kraftwerk songs |
| Torpedo Tubes | Apocalyptic surf rock |
| Blood Fractions | Mathcore, obviously |
| Salts of Triethanolamine | Black metal, obviously |
| Parts of Flange | Prog rock “collective” specializing in 30-minute “jams” |
| (The) Automatic Thermostats | Gimmicky power-pop band where all five members play keyboard |
| Milking Machines | 90s grunge |
| Dairy machinery other than milking machines | Failed solo project by the rhythm guitarist from the above 90s grunge band |
| Teleferics | Electro-pop MacBook trio |
| Droperidol | Underground trap |
| Angledozer Blades | Hardcore |
| Parts of Chain Saws | Melodic hardcore |
| Parts of Fire Extinguishers | Post-hardcore |
| Parts of Molten-Salt-Cooled Acrylic Acid Reactors | Post-post hardcore |
| Parts of Machines for Packing Tobacco, Wrapping Candy, Cigarette Packages and of Combination Candy Cutting and Wrapping Machines | Christian hardcore |
| Snowplows and Snowblowers | The greater Milwaukee area’s premier Snow Patrol cover band |
| (The) Transceivers | Ska punk revival |
| Ceramic Dielectric Fixed Capacitors | Rap group known for its high number of rhymes-per-minute |
| Prisms, mounted | Self-serious indie rock |
| Unrecorded Magnetic Media | New wave—think Talking Heads but more acoustic |
| Dobbies and Jacquards | Neo-honky tonk |
| Artificial Parts of the Body | Minimal classical with an emphasis on repetition |
| Super-heated Water Boilers | One-hit wonder famous for glam-rock anthem “Hott Watter” |
| Profile Projectors | Instagrammable EDM |
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Song name: Carpooling Mom
Think “Ballad of Lucy Jordan” in the age of Trump.
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Band: Psychic Salad
Album: Playing With My Mind
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My new thrash metal band: Sadomasochistic Diners
First album: Rack of Lamb
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I’ve got this.
The Martian Metal band Hunger Sauce with the album Sardonic Mugger.
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Neighborhood Dilemna.
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Trauma Trigger
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Disrespectful Livestock
2 more:
Shady Vegan
Candy Butcher
Band Name: Mrs. Mudge & The Orphans
Album Title: “Shut Up and Eat Your Gruel”
Album Song: “I Said, Shut Up!!”
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I keep a document on my phone just to jot down band and albums names. I’ve at the point where I now have to decide which band would have which album.
Band: Functional Dyspepsia
Albums: Gastric Emptying Delay, The Water Company is Using Magic Sticks
Band Altzheimer’s Rat
Albums: You Fuckers Are An Orchard Now, Cutting Edge Diversity Science, Knives Back from Canada
Band: Confidence Band
Albums: Transcendentally Useless, Please Respond With Regrets Only, Trivial Solutions
Pub: The Blinded Neurologist
Not sure what kind of music Functional Dyspepsia plays, but Altzheimer’s Rat is definitely a punk band, and Confidence Band is an ironically named indy band.
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You Fuckers Are an Orchard Now is definitely the title of a debut album. Love that you intuited that.
And goddamn, now I really want to hear it.
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Not the BFG I was looking for.
Pillaging Warband of Banjos
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