I think I can provide the cover art.
Band Name: Mrs. Mudge & The Orphans
Album Title: “Shut Up and Eat Your Gruel”
Album Song: “I Said, Shut Up!!”
I keep a document on my phone just to jot down band and albums names. I’ve at the point where I now have to decide which band would have which album.
Band: Functional Dyspepsia
Albums: Gastric Emptying Delay, The Water Company is Using Magic Sticks
Band Altzheimer’s Rat
Albums: You Fuckers Are An Orchard Now, Cutting Edge Diversity Science, Knives Back from Canada
Band: Confidence Band
Albums: Transcendentally Useless, Please Respond With Regrets Only, Trivial Solutions
Pub: The Blinded Neurologist
Not sure what kind of music Functional Dyspepsia plays, but Altzheimer’s Rat is definitely a punk band, and Confidence Band is an ironically named indy band.
You Fuckers Are an Orchard Now is definitely the title of a debut album. Love that you intuited that.
And goddamn, now I really want to hear it.
Not the BFG I was looking for.