What would it be called, if there were such a team?
Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?
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Perhaps the League of Online Indifference?
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How About ‘Team No Fucks Given?’
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Can someone make us t-shirts?
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Is anyone else having a terrible day?
Who will join me in some palliative care?
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Haven’t far too many of my days been lacking lately, if not out-right terrible?
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Are we splitting the check?
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Isn’t that the wisest course of action?
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Who ordered the lobster?
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If I find my way to San Jose, will I discover I left my heart in San Francisco?
Can anyone other than Shirley Maclaine know how many parts they’ve played in the past?
Am I Shirley Maclaine?
Isn’t that Mr. Peterson at the next table? Maybe the lobster was meant for him?
Wouldn’t it be more fun to sneak out the back door and stick Mr. Peterson with the check?
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Is he being shell-fish?
How about just the tip?
If you have to ask, doesn’t that make you Unshirley MacLaine?
Is there not a special circle in hell for me for making that joke?
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Ah, but I was asking you, wasn’t I?
Isn’t it for me to know and you to find out?
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Weren’t we here to discuss you, not me?
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Why don’t we discuss something else?
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What else could there be?
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Appropriate mixers for inexpensive bourbon?
Like maybe an Aranciata Rossa?
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Don’t questions need verbs?
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Isn’t that totally wrong, because we’re all obviously here to discuss me?
Isn’t my name even mentioned in the post itself?
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How do we solve a problem like Melizmatic?
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