George RR Martin, author of A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones). He has a habit of regularly killing off main characters in those books… And the ones that do come back often aren’t quite the same.
Also, Lady Stone Heart would be an awesome rap/dj name!
Oh, right! Thought that was someone from “Deadly Crabs”, or whatever that reality fishing show is.
I could see that! The beard probably throws people off! Although most of the people who work on fishing boats are probably much younger than GRRM, considering his age.
One Small, Completely Reasonable Request
Twee Britpop band where everyone dresses like Weird Al Yankovic instead of Buddy Holly.
Debut album: Please, Please Don’t Pickaxe My Star
Their first album, of course, is called “Peer Review”.
Songs include “Life not a Lifestyle”, “Peeing where I feel safe” and “Tuck it.”
Band: Inbred Tanning Machine
Album: IQ Test: FAIL
And after your video post I see this… That’s some nightmare fuel for me. Thanks @Akimbo_NOT
You’re welome! Told 'ya it was going to be a weird day.
Edit: fuck it’s hard to type on the metro
Don’t Fear the Lycra
Sweaty from the Heat
Reality Fisting Show.
I’ll have that stuck in my head for a while now, to the tune of Blue Öyster Cult’s ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’.
Yeah…I couldn’t do much with “Lycra” and Roth’s other album titles.
The seasons don’t fear the Lycra/
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
My new Masonic punk band:
I consciously try to make every headline a punk band name and a statistic.
My new metal/Simon & Garfunkel fusion band: Death Pigeon
First album: Coo-Coo-Ka-Choo
Band Name: Feral Litter
Albums: Asshole Streak, Puckered Ass Button, Soul Catcher
Hits: Kat Scratch Fever (Remastered), Kit Kat Barstools, Grab’em by the Neck (Live)
And the Car Seat Connies.