I’ll have that stuck in my head for a while now, to the tune of Blue Öyster Cult’s ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’.
Yeah…I couldn’t do much with “Lycra” and Roth’s other album titles.
The seasons don’t fear the Lycra/
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
My new Masonic punk band:
I consciously try to make every headline a punk band name and a statistic.
My new metal/Simon & Garfunkel fusion band: Death Pigeon
First album: Coo-Coo-Ka-Choo
Band Name: Feral Litter
Albums: Asshole Streak, Puckered Ass Button, Soul Catcher
Hits: Kat Scratch Fever (Remastered), Kit Kat Barstools, Grab’em by the Neck (Live)
And the Car Seat Connies.
Only one punk band is a tragedy; a hundred punk bands is a festival.
Band: Teal Pumpkin
Album: The rotting remains of last year’s candy.
Courtesy of @srin
Band: Adidas Rusky Chica
Album: Track Suit With Holster
Band : POO Innuendo
Albums: UrSheetStank, What dat Smell?, Pull My Finger Gently
Hits: Is that you?, Barefoot in the Park (Live), Dookie Baggie Pocket Overflow (Remix)
My new rapper name: Honk Dogg-EEEE
(My two-year-old trying to say “Wonky Donkey”)
I just remember that Oderus is dead and had a sad.
Band Name : Teledildonics
Album: Unencrypted Digital Diddling
Band: Tactical Spork
Album: MRE from Hell
Blinking Banana: Life on Hold
Second album: Just Look at It