What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name

[Jilly]

I love it! Band names from real life:

Toilet Legos
Goldfish Funerals
Shithead Academics

and my personal favorite – Librarians in Love (awww …)

[ficuswhisperer]

NYC's sloppy records gave $59.2M in tax breaks to dead people

We were assessed a too-low property tax one year (it was a carryover from the previous homeowner) I knew they’d come calling for it eventually and I didn’t want to take a cash hit years later. I tried – repeatedly – to get them to fix it and eventually gave up. About four years later, they hit me up for it, demanding interest and penalties. I had kept sufficiently good records I was able to waive those, but it was a big PITA. I understand why folks would give up, even if they knew the probl…

made me think of…

Dead People. A new album by Sloppy Records and the Tax Breaks

[Snowlark]

@Jilly

Goldfish Funerals

I like it but not as much as The Goldfish Pallbearers, who don’t exist but should.

[Jilly]

@Snowlark

The Goldfish Pallbearers

Oooo, I like it. Or the punk version: Goldfish Killers.

[anon61221983]

From @shmello in the hotel chef vegan thread - album or song title:

express their assness

[awfulhorrid]

For several decades now, only my almost complete lack of musical talent is the only thing keeping me from forming a bluegrass punk band: A Critical Mass of Cows and eventually releasing our first album Radioactive Beef on the Hoof

[daneel]

John Scalzi (scalzi)

[Snowlark]

@Jilly

Or the punk version: Goldfish Killers.

Or the rap version, Goldfish Killah.

[Jilly]

@Snowlark

Or the rap version, Goldfish Killah.

Or the country version, Goldfysh Skoalfysh

Damn, I think I could do this all day.

[Ignatius]

@awfulhorrid

For several decades now, only my almost complete lack of musical talent is the only thing keeping me from forming a bluegrass punk band:

Let me be the first to say … that should not stop you.

[anon26940528]

Disgusted by dice, gamer buries them

Sounds like something for Shame the Dice.

#Shame the Dice

[anon26940528]

#Faster Flapjacks

The BBS Cookbook

A king’s bounty to the person who can bring me a reliable liquid mix for pancakes that can be prepped once a week and used throughout. I’m familiar with most “instant” batter recipes, but mixing the dry ingredients on the spot is usually the least complicated part of pancakery. Premixing doesn’t save that much time or effort. All I want is #Faster Flapjacks.

[daneel]

Swedish Bikini Cops

[quote="Artor, post:417, topic:82368"] Swedish Bikini cops [/quote]

[Snowlark]

#Syntactic Revenge

[anon73629133]

Summer of George!

[anon15383236]

If It Shouldn’t Be There It Gets the Horn

Man places boy inside rhino enclosure at zoo

My extensive studies of zoo docusoaps have taught me that rhinos do not appreciate surprises and they are not into subtle responses. If it shouldn’t be there, it gets the horn. Repeat as necessary.

[ChuckV]

@anon15383236

If It Shouldn’t Be There It Gets the Horn

Derek and Clive got back together?

[anon26940528]

Technodada

Kudos, @adonai.

How to throw pesky snoops off your digital trail

I’m convinced that the e-offerings from the BoingBoingStore aren’t actually commerce, but some type of technodada.

[anon35121463]

@ActionAbe

Technodada

Almost an entire genre in itself that.

[awfulhorrid]

One of my partners reminded me this week of our imaginary dual genre band. Some weekends, you can find the members of “Roger the Goose” playing nice friendly folk songs appropriate for all ages. They tend to play a lot of children’s festivals, of course. Other weekends, you’ll find them performing as “GooseSodomy” (or possibly “GooSodomy”) a hardcore punk band. Many of the songs are actually the same, albeit with slightly different lyrics, and a lot faster and louder. They do not play at children’s festivals.