Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/28/portmanteau-generator.html
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wisecraccoon (wisecrack/raccoon)
That’ll do, pull it right in here.
I tried to get it to generate hiphopapotamus and rhymenoceros by giving it hiphop / hippopotamus, and rhyme / rhinoceros
Instead it gave me emceebra (MC zebra), gangstusk (gangsta tusk), and gibbonchline (gibbon punchline)
I got tiramisucchini with amaretofu and cresspresso.
I think I will look for a different coffee shop next time.
ETA: I’ll get the words in the right order eventually
“■■■■■ Carpet” is gonna be the name of my rap rock band.
Edit: WTF is going on here?
“M o i s t” is one of the few, if not the only, words banned here.
Why? It was in the article.
These are the comments, not the article. As to “why”, some people REALLY hate the word:
It’s actually considered one of the most hated words on Earth, supposedly. I guess some folks prefer dry cake…?
Dank Carpet: caverniture
Orange Idiot: rediocy (red/idiocy)
Sexy Butt: There’s a bunch here but my favorite was - Buttorable (butt/adorable)
Belgium.
There’s no need for the potty-mouth >.<’.
I was trying for slawsome, but it came up with krautstanding which might be even better.
Idiot Dictator:
“Assholeigarch”
Dumpster Fire: binferno (bin/inferno)
Sloppy collusion: sillygality (silly/illegality), profitrocious (profit/atrocious)
Man, I need to remember this for writing near future sci-fi.
Consider this some push-back agains such a policy.
(TIL, National Post Music is a thing, and has a youtube channel.)