Portmanteau generator

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/28/portmanteau-generator.html

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wisecraccoon (wisecrack/raccoon)

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That’ll do, pull it right in here.

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I tried to get it to generate hiphopapotamus and rhymenoceros by giving it hiphop / hippopotamus, and rhyme / rhinoceros

Instead it gave me emceebra (MC zebra), gangstusk (gangsta tusk), and gibbonchline (gibbon punchline)

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I got tiramisucchini with amaretofu and cresspresso.

I think I will look for a different coffee shop next time.

ETA: I’ll get the words in the right order eventually

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“■■■■■ Carpet” is gonna be the name of my rap rock band.

Edit: WTF is going on here?

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“M o i s t” is one of the few, if not the only, words banned here.

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Why? It was in the article.

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These are the comments, not the article. As to “why”, some people REALLY hate the word:

It’s actually considered one of the most hated words on Earth, supposedly. I guess some folks prefer dry cake…?

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Dank Carpet: caverniture

Orange Idiot: rediocy (red/idiocy)

Sexy Butt: There’s a bunch here but my favorite was - Buttorable (butt/adorable)

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This is going to be the name of my rap rock band.

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Boing Boing got me nothing.

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Belgium.  

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There’s no need for the potty-mouth >.<’.

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I was trying for slawsome, but it came up with krautstanding which might be even better.

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Idiot Dictator:
“Assholeigarch”

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Dumpster Fire: binferno (bin/inferno)

Sloppy collusion: sillygality (silly/illegality), profitrocious (profit/atrocious)

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Man, I need to remember this for writing near future sci-fi.

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Consider this some push-back agains such a policy.

(TIL, National Post Music is a thing, and has a youtube channel.)