“Internethlehem?”
or the classic, AOHell
The Portlandia skit practically writes itself.
https://media.wired.com/photos/5932749e58b0d64bb35d1d6c/master/w_1000,c_limit/sushi.jpg
Maybe for the next major mobilization: drafteenager (draftee/teenager) 
It’s a pokemon generator!
Fake Elf: trollex (troll/rolex) or faireal (fairy/real)
buffalo springfield -> hippopotamissouri
iron butterfly -> pupatassium and tinsect
mushroom people -> sporeganisation
president + trump = contradictator (contradict/dictator)
“To Serve Man” became “Gentertain.”
Ah, a portmanteurateur!
You can say mоist here, but you’ve got to really mean it, not just blurt it out casually.
It’s an inventerm!
Forgernalist.
Cheese inferno -> maccelerant
Hmmm,. flambeed mac-and-cheese.
robot + worker => carpenterminator
Vanity check:
dreamboat + skanky = “gigololita”
If the cake is both “■■■■■” and “zesty”, it’s on a commercial!
[[I did an experiment on my previous attempt at commenting. While this BBS redacted the word above that is the subject of this thread, it did not touch that 4 letter word that you could call a woman, on peril of your life; however, that posting was sent to moderators for approval.]] I think this problem with “m o i s t” has to be a joke.
It is a joke 
They’ve discussed it before but they were testing profanity filters some time back and the only word they added on there was mοist.
Again I say, portmandon’t.
Plus any such tool that can’t come up with Elephino is useless.
Also, yes, I do prefer the word tunacorn to describe a narwhal, but I contain multiple attitudes (I wish there was a portmanteau for that).
