Portmanteau generator

if the cake is both ■■■■■ and zesty, you know it’s on a commercial [[This BBS censored the word that that is the subject of this thread. I’ll do an experiment: “■■■■■ cunt”. The redaction of m o i s t has to be a joke]]

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I entered “yiddish” + “music” & got babylontertain & yarmulculture. “klezmer” + “music” yielded hymnprovisation.
Added “singer” & got the rhyme “falsetto ghetto.”
Pretty fun. The inventor is asking for donations to keep up with traffic.

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I thought it had to be the ‘most gratuitous use’ of the word.

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Our cat likes to play with toys under a closed door, so we dubbed it “Adoraball.”

We didn’t need no stinking generator (or stenchine).

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Hey, I once was shortlisted for a ‘Rory’.

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heavenly elevator → airplangel, blisscalator
There could totally be a product called Blisscalator :slight_smile:

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Ass hat didn’t work but penis chapeau gave me

fedorafice (fedora/orifice)
draboner (drapeau/boner)
trilbynile (trilby/penile)
trilpenis (trilby/penis)
And some others from others
Fedoral
Yogalactic

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Plentraments? (plentiful + temperaments)

Fixed it for you.

Phone + Sex

doorgasm (door/orgasm)
sinfo (sin/info)
pornokia (porno/nokia)
vibradirect (vibrator/direct)
numbervert (number/pervert)

ETA: Almost enough there to write a dystopian cyber noir novel.

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I was just thinking how most SF neologisms and slang are completely duff - this offers a way out

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Walrus +Indigestion offered me the excellent “Bluburp” and “Mammulcer.”

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(See, this is why you’ll need humans for a little while longer.)

Haberdasser. One who makes a hat of their ass.

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Keeping that one.

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The best of the bunch from “Ambien” + “walrus”: narcolepseal

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Banana/look: chiquitatermine (Chiquita / determine)

Christ/asshole: jesuidiot

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