“The sonorous war cry of a very angry frog.”
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I appear to be a pigeon, or as some would have it, squab.
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Yay for penguins!!! Also, yay Linux!!!
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Did someone say…
I was put in mind of the (naturellement entirely tasteless) old Nat’l Lampoon skit re: the French restaurant. Robert Caucasian got really freaked out when his mother explained that the squab he’d just eaten was a pigeon.
“Are you trying to tell me I just ate a goddam flying rat with tarragon cream sauce? A gutter eagle, a fucking sewer falcon, with hearts of artichoke?! …a turd with feathers, a stinking ditch hawk?!?”
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14% bmi, so… greyhound?
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Having now done the actual calculations, I’m about 15% body fat, which makes my ‘body fat spirit animal’ a house cat.
That also tracks.
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Well that was depressing I didn’t need. I also am “Happy Feet.” The calc says I’m obese when my whole life I’ve been called a skinny boney faggot. I am currently 20 lbs over my usual weight - I assume it’s all the wine.
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Didya enter the data in inches only, except for your height?
The first time I tried it, I input both feet and inches, and it calculated my body fat as 100%…
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Well that upgraded me slightly to a fluffy sheep, but the calc still puts me just inside “obese” which I guess must be a huge range, going by most of the people I see every day. Who are way fatter than me.
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I got Leopard.
I swear, I have never eaten a face 
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Not yet, anyway…
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I got a goat.
I’ve known exactly one goat in my life. I’m not as ornery but I’m at least as stubborn.
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I do a superb goat imitation. It’s not bragging: goats reply and look around for the other goat, and so do goat-familiar humans. It was an enjoyable bonus when traveling around Jamaica.
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They went with the maybe problematic “spirit animal” when “fat familiar” was RIGHT THERE?!
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