Originally published at: What is your body fat spirit animal? - Boing Boing
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I am a black bear.
I am not planning to hibernate nor semi-hibernate, so I need to lose weight.
At least I can still rhyme.
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Cue “Eye of The Tiger” played on tuba.
Oh look - someone did it (makes sense, I was playing Eye of The Tiger in school band and its still popular for sports games.)
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Only other time I’ve seen a reference to the miller moth is when Publisher Jason recommended this book series years ago & I fell down its gravity well and haven’t gotten up yet.
Also, seems I’m a penguin - yeah, baby, yeah!
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I’m a penguin too. I intend to convince my PCP that this is a valid medical evaluation and the cuteness of the comparison should count for something.
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At least I am fluffly
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I inherited ‘skinny genes,’ but I do fluctuate up and down by about 5 pounds, depending on my stress level at any given time.
Lately, I’ve been ‘svelte’ as fuck…
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I’m a sheep.
I went for my regular heart doctor check up a few days ago. My cholesterol and blood pressure is crazy low, right where Doctor wants it and I’m physically fit.
I’m over weight, he always scratches his head, this time he said this…
“If anyone calls you fat you can say you’re fat but healthy.”
I think that was a shot. He’s a fun doctor.
I’ll tell him I’m a sheep.
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Ferocious.
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I’m a penguin…
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They always sound distinctly petulant to me.
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Ha, I used to consider that a spirit animal, as well…
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Yeah, me too. As a dedicated Linux person, I’m rather pleased with that!
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