“What to do if your parachute fails”
Put your head between your knees… and kiss your ass goodbye?
(Color me disappointed no one posted this obvious, ‘low-hanging fruit’ of a cliched joke until now.)
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Google it! Personal accounts abound.
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This is the modern age. Call your lawyer, talk fast.
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I don’t want to risk being put on hold and having my last memory be of Andre Kostelanetz’s version of ‘The Way We Were’.
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Paraphrasing the great Douglas Adams, since I can’t find the quote:
“Take this opportunity to consider how well life has treated you up until this point. Or, alternatively, if it hasn’t, then consider that it won’t be troubling you for very much longer:”
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