This is a pedophileās wet dream, and very fucking disturbing.
Iām looking at the teardown and wondering where is the charging port?..
Time to introduce āHello Barbieā to the wild world of adult entertainment videos?
Annoying noise-making electronic toys used to get āAccidentallyā dropped in the tub when my kids were very little, Seems this doll could use the sameā¦
However, here is a good case of āJust donāt hook it up to your WiFiā security.
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Looking at the back section you can see the 5v charging port.
(Just below the made in china )
I have no doubt breaking down your āHello Barbieā in this way voids the warranty.
And Iām not saying thatās a bad thing.
Warran-what?
Nonsense, we wouldnātā¦ I mean they wouldnāt find it very interesting at all.
Also: her legs donāt even bend? Howās she gonna sit in the Corvette?
Kind of a disturbing image. Reminds me of
Yeah. These toys have a warranty?
So familiar, but I cannot place it. What is it from?
Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman. I donāt recall if they were related to the Bigfoot who turned out to be a robot from outer space.
Just looked it up on bionic.wikia.com, which is a thing that exists, and nope. I also have learned that alien robot Bigfoot was initially played by AndrƩ the Giant!
It may also be reminding you of Westworld:
Fembots ā I think from 6 million $ man (other movies as well).
Could also be West World ā I think they had similar demasked faces.
I think the word youāre looking for is EULA.
āHELLO, HELLO, HELLO. Is there anybody in there?ā
So, I wonder what -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE----- will end up being involved with? Authentication of the ātoytalkā server?
The Stepford Wives, the 1975 version.
Well, something has to tell the Boogie Nights Elmo dolls where to drive the golf cart.
Er. How do you figure? Thereās no camera.
I find the blowback in this toy really interesting. Iām not clearā¦and nobody has explained, clearly in a well defined argument, why this toy is ādanger to childrenā. Maybe my years fo reading scifi books (Iām looking at you āDiamond Ageā by Stevenson) seems to have dulled out the Future Shock and hyperbole that some people about a frickin talking Barbie. Iām more conserned with this being an easy entry way to hack into my network (Mattleās not a computer company after all) then it corrupting my daughter with, my god, the evils of marketing. Which they have flat out said they wouldnt be doing
Shrug. If Mattle pulls this off and people buy and like it. Expect you toaster to be talking back to within a yearā¦and telling you to buy Wonderbread. Which by the way doesnāt mean you have to just cuz it said so
