And a stew is a good use for those stone to flesh spells.
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ohh, i totally get it. i have played since the late 1970s or early 1980s, and i get the desire to know.
but so many campaigns get bogged down in nitpicky details. sometimes it’s best to just roll with your imagination and go with it.
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Adding a fatigue system (well, and Avalon Hill) killed Runequest 3rd edition
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Perhaps there should have been more bonuses for those spells and items that created an environment where good food and rest could be had?
“I cast Leomund’s tiny tube hotel!”
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It may be an artifact of the way I played (as a teenager), but our characters had no need to eat, drink, or sleep. Just thinking about tracking time and nutrition in a game makes me anxious.
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Ah yes, the Meth rules.
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I had a player question if he could take part of a troll they killed and have it keep trying to regenerate and just keep slicing off bits and cooking them. I deciding troll meat was poisonous to humans.
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Consistent with the Murder Hobos ethos…
So good-to-go for elves, then?
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What do you get if you cross a Hobo and a rabbit?
A visit from the sheriffs because that’s gross.
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The part of the trolley will be played today by Eddie Izzard
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You saying we need a tray?
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Haha - he was an Elf, actually. And poisonous in general, I declared.
No one with a high constitution decided to test out HOW poisonous.
And honestly, I don’t make eating something one has to worry about in a campaign.
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Something like that, maybe?
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Trolls could safely be zombie plague carriers. It’s not like they’d die and turn.
“Tainted meat!”
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Robo Habit? Neat!
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Knew you’d get it. I love it here. 
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“Arm or leg?”
“Arm please.”
“Here is an arm for you. Arm or leg?”
“I’ll have an arm please.”
“Well I can’t very well give you my other arm, how would I carve up the rest of myself with out an arm?”
“Well you’re the one who offered!”
“Frankly I didn’t predict the run we would have on arms!”
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