Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/18/when-the-road-gets-icy-you-kn.html
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When the road gets icy, you know what you must do
Stay home.
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Well, I’m clearly not an insider since this didn’t trigger even a grin. What’s the joke here?
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What are we missing?
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That reminds me, need salt for the kitchen.
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OK, that’s kinda funny, but man I hate those trucks, when they stop at a light they leave a huge mound of salt on the road, and sometimes they shower your car with little pellets as they go by.
Life in the icy north. Whutyagonnado.
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Obscure AF he is.
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Go play.
Also, don’t salt the roads. There are better options that don’t turn huge swaths of the Midwest into salt marshes.
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Exactly.
And go find deeper snow, ‘cuz y’all be ruinin’ the fun with that salt.
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Move to the non-icy Wet Coast.
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When the highway gets all icy,
You must salt it
When you slip and slide along,
You must salt it!
Salt it!
Salt it good!
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Possibly the single greatest scene in Bill Macy’s acting career.
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A slave to his craft, he enjoyed some level of notoriety when he swooned all of Maduro while the people of Venezuela starved (still starve) in the streets. The picture’s a good one; it makes it look like the truck backed up on him Wile-E-Coyote-style.
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I had my car do a 360 once. Once was enough! 
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There’s nothing quite like powdered donuts on fresh snow…
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If they salt the roads too much, how are the kids gonna go bumpahjumpin?
Ohhhh… Salt Bae! That makes sense.
Are those cool shades available in BoingBoing’s merchandise shop? And if not? Why not?
ETA: Looks close.
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