When you put it like that

[anon67050589]

Twice in two topics just now, I read phrases/partial sentences that made me sit up in appreciation because they were crafted so well. Up to now we haven’t had a thread to catalog these sorts of jewels, so I’ve decided to start one.

Edited to add: Not sure if my current format is the way to go. Happy to get better suggestions!

[anon67050589]

From this thread:

@Immutable_Mike

Like most Siamese, she looks like an ethereal goddess but has a voice like a doppler-shifted two-stroke chainsaw discovering nails in a fence post.

[anon67050589]

From this thread:

@s2redux

you and codinghorror are each busier than a 10-dicked dog trapped in a fire hydrant factory

[subextraordinaire]

When I began reading this topic, I immediately thought of the Siamese cat post.

[Melizmatic]

@anon67050589

busier than a 10-dicked dog trapped in a fire hydrant factory

*dies laughing

[Immutable_Mike]

Awwww, thank you!