Hands down, itās Teddy. The man kept a bear as a pet.
A BEAR.
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I was going with GW because he did all those campaigns with horrible dental pain and he still was a total badass.
And frankly not even that fat by 21st Century standards. Governor/Presidential candidate Chris Christie weighed in at an estimated 400+ pounds (versus Taftās peak of around 340) before Christieās recent gastric bypass surgery.
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Lincoln:
Lincoln is enshrined in the Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The Great Emancipator wasnāt quite WWE material, but thanks to his long limbs he was an accomplished wrestler as a young man. Defeated only once in approximately 300 matches, Lincoln reportedly talked a little smack in the ring. According to Carl Sandburgās biography of Lincoln, Honest Abe once challenged an entire crowd of onlookers after dispatching an opponent: āIām the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.ā There were no takers. Lincolnās grappling exploits earned him an āOutstanding Americanā honor in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Washington gets the Bronze:
Several horses shot out from under him, holes shot in several jackets, the countryās ling jump champion (among other examples of physical prowess. considered an amazing athlete),
āEven though he had four bullet holes in his jacket, and bullet fragments in his hair. And two horses shot out from under him.ā Guy was fearless.
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He dismisses Obama outright for pretty good reasons, but I do wonder how all those old guys would react to a black president in their arena. Would they be too shocked to kill him? Or shank him first?
Hillary Clinton, actually, might be a surprise star, for that matter. Many of the men might be too confused and gentlemanly to stab her, Papa Bush would prevent his son from stabbing her, and I bet she could be vicious with a knife.
To find out, I guess weāll just have to elect her.
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Well, at least we now have a legitimate reason to clone the former Presidents if/when that technology is perfected.
Best reality TV series ever.
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Of course, Nixon would cheat. Heād have a plumbers squad with sniper rifles pick off the rest of the lot.
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Ask the Indians.
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I for one would prefer almost anybody else, even for the price of leaving this question unanswered.
If plumbers, then pipe bombs!
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George Washington, definitely.
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Bernie can do it with words:
āKill me and your wages will go down. Youāll only be helping Wall Street. I guarantee it.ā
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How long it takes you to die is probably not a great indication of your combat prowess.
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Usually the time to die is āall your lifeā.
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I disagree. I am fully living and Iām only going to die right after Iām done with that, but just before Iām actually dead.
You start the process of slowly dying the moment youāre born. Or maybe conceived, the opinions vary.
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Can we count future presidents?
If so then the answer is clear.
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Donāt forget Honest Abe was also a Vampire hunter!
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Iāve heard that before, but disagree. As long as my cells are mitosing, Iām regenerating and living. Sure the dead ones are dying offā¦ but theyāre not me anymore, if you know what I mean.
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