I love trying to shift these things to other cultures to really highlight how ridiculous it is. Let’s try:
“Help! My son’s friend fed him latkes without calling me!”
“Help! My son’s friend fed him a Caprese salad without calling me!”
“Help, my son’s friend fed him calamari (that’s a shout out to the RI ninja-chef) without calling me!”
One must assume that if the kid had allergies, the parents would’ve communicated.
Also, the header makes it sound like the son was fed like a baby bird. If that were the case, I guess I could see some cause for concern. The pre-mastication and all. 
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