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“ Miracle Whip is a saucecondimentmanufactured by Kraft Heinz and sold throughout the United States and Canada. It is also sold by Mondelēz International(formerly also Kraft Foods) as “Miracel Whip” throughout Germany.[1] It was developed as a less expensive alternative to mayonnaise in
“There are some rules, though: According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), anything labeled as “mayonnaise” must contain 65% vegetable oil by weight.”
“ Since Miracle Whip contains less oil, it’s not technically mayonnaise at all. The FDA classifies it as a “dressing” instead.”
It’s science!
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It is an abomination! Let it’s name not darken our minds!
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That’s great! Do you know the artist?
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Not personally, just been following him for years. Here’s his site:
There’s also doc about him.
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Cross posting to the white sentence of all time…
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And her name is Heather!
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I bet her parents named her after the movie…
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We are living in a parody.
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The stupidest timeline…
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