There’s [a full transcript] (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/the-complete-transcript-of-larry-wilmores-2016-white-house-correspondents-dinner-speech/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na) of Larry Wilmore’s jokes, and a [complete transcript] (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/the-complete-transcript-of-president-obamas-2016-white-house-correspondents-dinner-speech/?tid=a_inl) President Obama’s jokes.
Some funny stuff, but that video was from 2015, not 2016.
Thx! Fixed now. Full transcripts of the jokes are added, and the Guardian article links to video.
@daneel is right: Disturbing drone “jokes” included.
The last time I was this high I was trying to decide on my major.
Larry Wilmore didn’t seem to have anything ready for that line by POTUS. He was ready on drones and Guantanamo.
Oh, I just got a note from the president saying that if you want another drink, you should order it now because the bar will be closing down. Of course, he said the same thing about Guantanamo, so you have at least another eight years. …
And this is your last year in office, right, so now your legacy begins. So I wanna talk about what you’re leaving behind, and I don’t mean the black Jesus in the Lincoln bedroom.
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