Why the United States refuses to go metric

According to Google, 1 cubic cubit = 95.5693572 litres

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Us pint 473ml half a litre 500ml real pint 568ml.

He’s making a really big omlette.

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I’m glad you agree.

Ammunition is measured in metric. You’d think that alone would be enough to convince Americans.

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Bingo! Another cry for attention: ā€œLook at me! Look! I’m special!ā€

(pun intended)

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because US football

100 yard football field
1st and 10
I don’t see it changing to 1st and 9.1 meters…

even though baseball is international, basepaths are still 90’, and pitcher’s mound - home plate is 60’6".

Every year could just end in a half-week.

or extra 6/10s of a week every 4th year. :slight_smile:
Also the earths rotation is slowing down, just not such that we would notice it so it would need to be redone eventually, well if humans stick around that long.

A 750ml is a 750ml because it’s 1/5 of a gallon, after all. (Like a ā€œmetric poundā€, it’s been rounded). 7.62mm, common round as it is, is .30 cal

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Canada is (mostly) on metric and our football still uses yards. Our field is larger, but it’s 110 yards, and it’s still actually measured as 110 yards, not 100 meters - mid-field is five yards away from each of the two fifty-yard lines.

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I’ve found myself doing this anyway, somehow remembering over the years that 1 tsp = 5 ml, 1 tbsp = 15 ml and 1/2 cup is fairly close to 100ml. Makes it easier to scale up a recipe that’s measured in tsp or tbsp.

I managed to make the switch; I now use ā€˜metric ass tons’ instead of ā€˜us ass tons.’

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A mile is a thousand paces, and ā€˜pace’ certainly has a more intuitive meaning than ā€˜meter.’ If only the Romans had had better diets then a pace would be a nice round 6 feet and the math would be easy.

Well, unless the better diets also made their feet bigger, in which case they’d have to be taller still because a ā€˜foot’ would be bigger… Look, all I’m saying is: first we have to standardize body proportions, and then everything else will fall into place. Plus it would be way cooler if the IEEE had to maintain a ā€˜standard skeleton’ instead of those boring cylinders.

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What, grains? That’s not metric.

Now that I am a city mouse, I can see changing to metric…
Previously, there is just something not quite right about heading out to the back 16.2.

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Maybe. But this is cnn we’re talking about…

Sorry, but no. The definition given in the article was somewhat abbreviated. The classic definition of an acre is the amount of land one man with one horse could plow in one day. That, of course, refers to a horse-draw plow, and so that hasn’t really changed a whole lot in the last few hundred years.

If you count using the negative spaces between (non-thumb) fingers, you get to six.

A mile is a neat 880 fathoms.