Why we fart: the fascinating science of flatulance

That’s Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman) as The Spleen in the excellent movie Mystery Men.

Spoiler quotes:

The Spleen: Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. I’m a superhero too. I have powers.

Invisible Boy: Really? Like what?

The Spleen: So glad you asked. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!

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It might not be true, but every kid knows it’s true.

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Came to check this got aired. Left relieved.

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That would be the time to see a doctor and find out why!

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Umm… that would actually be Daniel Radcliffe in Swiss Army Man. /pedantry

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OH shit - thats right. I get them mixed up some times…

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Him that smelled it dealt it!

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