Wigs for cats (and for jars of Fluff)

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/15/i-came-into-a-bunch-of-wigs-fo.html

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I’m on board for wig shenanigans, if you wanna send me one for product testing… :thinking:

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“We don’t need wigs, we have enough hair”

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That’s what sh—-

Wait, what?

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I think you mean, “The Rob”.

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Wigs for pussycats… these would be purrkins then?

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Total props for the merkin reference!

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Damn. I thought this was about wigs made from cats.

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That’s a pelt my good sir

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Wait, what? The wigs are really made for cats? Or are they doll wigs that have been repurposed for cats? (If so, why?)

Boggled. (Also old. That may be why I’m boggling.)

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…if that ever becomes a thing, I’ll regret every hairball and used pet roller I’ve thrown away. :crying_cat_face:

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I can see that pic of the bewigged kitty being used in a major ad campaign for perfumes.

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All kidding aside, I thought “merkin” was the name for a cannon mop (and not for anything else).

BTW: Online dictionary states that “merkin” is probably a variant of “malkin”, with “malkin” being (amongst other things) another word for “cat”. So… a merkin on a malkin?

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Right back atcha- TIL that merkin could mean cannon swab as well as pubic wig. If I kind of squint at it, I can kind of see how the cannon swab meaning might have evolved from the original usage.

I’ll let you connect those dots for yourself.

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Touché… !!

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You see wigs for dolls, I see wigs for cats and Fluff.

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Those are shorthair cats; to kick it up a notch, you really need longhair ones. You could knit a new kitten weekly out of what ours leave around.

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They shed enough in my apartment thank you.
The one on the right is a near dead ringer for the one in the article

I have generic looking cats.

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My furballs might consider those fancy snacks. Would look great on the orange one with a big ruff
It drives me nuts when they try to eat the ball of fur I just brushed off them.

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“Floof n’ Fluff” would have been nice.

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