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          Unless we’re talking office party closet or wedding reception backroom, the tie would be inappropriate whilst a tom humps a queen.
              
              
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          Cats always look suave. Putting a tie on a cat is like giving a fish a bicycle.
              
              
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          You’re right. Fins and pedals don’t mix.

              
              
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          That’s so great. My daughter insisted we get one for our cat after watching The Cat Returns. He looked stunning.

              
              
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          Gilding the lily.
Our fave!
              
              
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          Spanking the monkey.
(Your turn. Just kidding. I wonder if I should start a thread for common three-word phrases… and perhaps invite new, creative ones.)
              
              
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