Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/25/woman-drunkenly-threatened-to.html
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Gawd we’ve all been there
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Alcohol is the worst recreational drug.
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“What’s the point of living?” she is recorded as saying.
She’ll be saying that a lot when she’s sober and in the slammer.
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A half-empty liter bottle of Absolut vodka was found in her purse.
Oh girl, we’ve all had days like that.
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“A half-empty liter bottle of Absolut vodka was found in her purse.“
So pessimistic. I prefer to see the bottle as half full. 
In all seriousness, this sounds shitty and sad all around. Not sure why this warrants a news story.
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She threw a coin at the bulkhead?
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Stab everyone with what, exactly? A plastic fork? TSA already confiscated anything remotely dangerous, along with quite a few things that are not.
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And since all flights are always overbooked these days, some poor sap had to sit next to her for the whole flight.
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Aw that’s nothing; last Thursday someone on the metro told me he was going to “Eat my family, bitch”
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Theatre of Security and Assaultings did what? Tack this onto the list of things showing how truly effective they are.
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How did she get the bottle of vodka past security? Asking for a friend.
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You can make all kinds of stabby weapons from stuff that you can find at the airport stores.
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Social skills also help. My wife, who is quite gregarious, was once made to mail home the multi-tool the TSA dude found in her purse. However, the ensuing discussion about where he came from and his southern accent &tc. completely distracted him from inspecting the numerous sharp objects in her cosmetics bag.
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Okay.
I still stand by my assessment of the TSA.
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Of course. That assertion still stands with merit. 
Note my liberal use of scare quotes when it comes to “secure” and “security.”
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He almost got lucky.
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