Woman wears Fitbit during sex, publishes heart rate chart


#1

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#2

Almost as good as porn.


#3

Almost 9 minutes…isn’t that like 3 times the national average to reach orgasm?


#4

Vaginal though, apparently. Good for her!


#5

-#Rule34 #JustTheFigures


#6

Needs more reps.


#7

In my personal experience, 100% of people who get a heart rate monitoring wrist strap do this. In our household we both have one and sometimes we compare notes. My wife gets mad if my HR doesn’t get high enough.


#8

I’d like to see blood O2 levels or breathing patterns…cause I swear there are times where it seems like I haven’t inhaled for more an a minute…


#9

Some of the newer ones have blood ox percentages. For better results thought you can get a little usb thingy that clamps onto your finger like the ones in hospitals. This must be some kind of heaven for people who are turned on by medical prodedures.


#10

The data would be much more interesting if it included the 20 minutes of foreplay.


#11

Ooh, gimme that pulse oximeter action!


#12

Goes right back to Ernst Goldschmidt in 1932.
https://books.google.ca/books?id=KdPnfpMf7IoC&pg=PT34&lpg=PT34&dq=ernst+goldschmidt+heart+rate&source=bl&ots=5wgqSKuygw&sig=r2ZTF40MiqOOCZTXsW6FJ3uWpxc&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCgQ6AEwBDgKahUKEwjs17-FoanHAhXClZAKHd5JAU8#v=onepage&q=ernst%20goldschmidt%20heart%20rate&f=false

I thought I came across a reference at some point suggesting that his results were not easily reproducible or otherwise of dubious merit, but alas, this is all I can find at the moment.


#13

Excerpt from your link:

“It was Subject No. 69 who agreed to go No. 2 while under cardiac surveillance, and it was also 69 who had sex with her husband, Subject 72, while tethered to the scientists’ equipment.”

I think it’s fair to say that 72 likes 69.


#14

Very funny! So much funnier than the source material, or any modern psychological research.


#15

If anyone else wants to do more research, look me up ;o)


#16

Heh, every time I see stats/graphs/figures like that, I want to clip them out and send them to an ex-girlfriend and the words “See! See! I wasn’t so quick, eh?” written all over them.


#17

It’s all fun and games until it’s mandatory.


#18

Then we’ll just hack the crap and submit computer-generated fake data.


#19

I wish Fitbit the best of luck in obtaining my security clearance.


#20

One more piece of equipment to put in our equipment bag …

OK, none of my partners are into medical play, but it would be interesting to see the stats!