You could add “Corvid outbreak,” just to confuse the non-detail oriented 
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Yes!
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It almost is that.
These cruise ships really can’t get any bigger than Icon of the Sea – at least not until someone builds a canal across Nicaragua or something – it is the max dimensions for the updated Panama Canal locks.
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Great, now we to need to add attempted murder to the card. One should expect probable caws.
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Never been on one, but there are some (much) smaller cruise ships out there which are probably a good way to see parts of Alaska, Greenland, Antarctica, and (what I really love to do) is the Northwest Passage which, sadly, is considerably easier than even 25 years ago.
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And drought has closed parts of the canal to larger vessels for the last year or so.
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My money is on Bought mid-cruise by crypto coin techbros who declare it a sovereign nation.
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The most damning review I’ve heard of such a large ship was something along the lines of “it has all the amenities of a mid-sized town.”
I have been on a number of cruises, mostly in support of multi-generational family events. For those, it’s a good option since there is something for everyone, from grandkids through grandparents. With the unlimited alcohol option, I find them tolerable but not my first choice for spending money. We know several couples that do dozens of these trips though, and thoroughly enjoy them.
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I would love to have an RPG friendly floor plan of this vessel to use in a zombie outbreak campaign or as a ‘dungeon’ on a reef that it ran aground on in a post-apocalyptic future.
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Like this, only on the water:
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The first at-sea performance of “The Wizard of Oz,” including flying monkeys
Flying Monkey Rabies! 
@FGD135 There is some nice specificity in your option. Though I think it will sink after striking an 11’ 8" Bridge.
What happens in Vegas, sinks with Vegas.
So maybe a chance of the World’s Largest Cruise Ship temporarily becoming the World’s Largest Rocket Powered Ship?
What a fascinating read.
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This it - this is where good taste goes to die - possibly from norovirus.
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Fhloston Paradise!
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It’s the last thing on my revised bucket list. I’m going to try to do a 14 day cruise in the fall.
I know it’s a long shot, but I’m really holding out for Capsized by Orcas
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