Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/25/would-a-little-spiritual-or-li.html
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I’ll do it for free:
“A fool and his money are soon parted.”
(pretty sure there are free sites with this kind of thing)
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=fortune+cookie+generator&ia=answer
Asks duckduckgo for a fortune cookie.
There’s been some stiff competition, but this is the stupidest, most useless thing Stack Social has ever attempted to sell me/us.
I once had a fortune cookie that said “You are wonderful just the way you are” so I quit opening them then and there because why fuck it up?
I dont want to play this game anymore
Maybe that was a one off. Surely they just have a limited list of fortunes and thousands of others got that one.
Crap
Welp. At least there’s beer.
Money talks, I will not lie
I heard it once, it said goodbye
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