The rules are simple:
I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
i wish i was the most attractive person in the world[/quote]
granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.
i wish i had a big, juicy steak.[/quote]
granted. how’s your diet going?
i wish i was invulnerable to every kind of harm.[/quote]
I’ll start it out with an easy one:
I wish for world piece.