I already have some dumb superpowers. I have the power to summon AutoCAD and ArcGIS errors no one knew existed, and I can pass a puck over an opposing player’s stick to my teammate at a 99%+ success rate.
Oh, almost forgot my ability to use a map only one time to find a new place, and never needing a map to get there ever again. Seriously. Didn’t go to the Minnesota Zoo for 25 years, never drove there before (rode my bike when I was a kid), but still drove there, from the opposite direction, like I’d been going there once a year for the entire time interval. Hell, before they passed, I got to my grandparents house, a place I’d never driven myself to before, without a map, coming from the east and south, instead of the north or west like we always did when I was a kid.
The superpower I would like today is the power to remotely explode phishing servers. Srsly, two spoofed calls that I didn’t answer in less than two hours. [edt] Just got a 3rd one with the highly improbable number of 0000000000. WTF?