personally I would prefer a short jump back in time, some kind of Ctrl+Z for life. a few seconds would be long enough to undo many stupid comments I blurted out without thinking.
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My fam has taken to modifying the question so as to avoid the standard āI would wish for more wishesā:
Which superpower is better: X or Y?
Soā¦super strength or x-ray vision?
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The X-Man Cypher has a terrible power for purposes of comic-book writing, but itās the power Iād like in real life. To be able to speak, read, and understand any language.
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Teleportation for me. Iād love to have nothing to do with cars and planes ever again.
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this is oddly specific. what about rings, tattoos, piercings or a phone?
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The Phantom Nutpunch. The ability to remotely punch someone in the nards from miles and miles away. No permanent damage, but enough to make them regret a great many things. I canāt punch them repeatedly, like once an hour, and I canāt use it en masse, so border defense or something is useless. But Minutemen who rape five year olds? Pow. See you in an hour.
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Can you teleport someplace youāve never seen?
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Already have two super powers. Iām a supertaster with a great sense of smell, and I have a high-tenor voice and didnāt understand the concept of whispering until I was 12.
So Iām guessing my superhero name could be Megamouth.
(seriously, Iāve heard recordings of myself in a crowd. My voice pierces the sky. And not in a pleasant way.)
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Heh, now Iām imagining a real Sonic the Hedgehog buzzing some rival at mach 3 in the middle of the night just to knock them off their game.
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You mean aside from acquiring an innate understanding of the quantum mechanics of the universe?
Iād like the ability to permanently absorb/accumulate the abilities and knowledge of others instantaneously, but without causing them any kind of harm.
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Vision. Always gain knowledge. Then persuade other super heroes to do the work for you.
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I bet your fist wish is for unlimited wishesā¦you are the type of person that drove us genies out of business.
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#MIND CONTROL!!!
~everyone in this thread is impressed and agrees that I made the best choice~
Not a problem with mind control.
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Thatās a brilliant idea!
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Dunno if youād count this as reality warping, but what Iād wish for:
Time control. Pause, slo-mo and rewind. The chance to take my time to think, and the opportunity for a do-over when I fucked it up.
But, if weāre gonna stick to less metaphysical things, wings and claws would be nice.
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No but seeing it through Google maps street view counts cuz itās usually recent enough.
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Holy crap, this made me laugh so hard, Iām nearly crying.
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Oh? And here I was just going to amuse myself with Trumpās water bottle at the debates, and maybe his shoelaces.
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Wait until you see the logoā¦
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